I don't know what that is....

Ok this one was something that happened to me the other day.

Tech: Ok, I need to you get a chair...

Guy: I don't know what that is.

Tech: Excuse me Sir? You don't know what a chair is?

(Ok let me tell you, this guy knew flawless English but I did detect a hit of something else in him.)

Tech: Sir, I need you get a chair so that can set this (un named object) on it, you know the thing you sit on.

Guy: I don't know what that is.


(At this point I had him put me back on with hise wife that did in fact know what a chair was and we got the problem fixed.)

Blowed Up!

This is a voice mail one of my buddies got today.

"Hi this is (dude), my ATM done blowed up."


Greatest voice mail ever.